Damn Birds...

[brk_05]

I am just bitching here for a minute. It never fails when you wash a car, a bird will shit on it within 24 hours. I was so pleased to finally have some dry weather on Sunday and was able to wash the RL for the first time in a while. I realized I do indeed have a black car, not a salt white/gray car. Get back to my car last night after work and it looks like a whole flock had a field day on my car. And no, I wasnt even parked under a tree. They couldnt have shit all over the beat up Ford pick up next to me???

OK, I'm done bitching for now.

[pclear9061]

hehehehe i got to work this morning and there is already crap all over my car

[Freakazoid]

despite how sweet black looks, especially on the RL, that's part of the reason I really wouldn't want a black car, attracts bird shit and anything else

[pclear9061]

hahaha yeah ive had 2 blk cars and never again

[Keyser Soze]

I own a black RL. The only thing worse than bird shit, is squirrel shit! I have no garage and my driveway is surrounded by huge oak trees. Whoever parks in first, closer to the house, gets nailed with squirrel shit almost everyday in my household! Aparently those f%$kers decided to built a nest over our driveway. My wife drives the TT and refuses to park closer to the house because her's is a convertible.

Needless to say I wash my car 2-3 times week. That all depends on the squirrels diets! I have trained my dog to attack them when they are in the backyard. It is quite a site to see. 2 of them have fallen trying to jump from tree to tree in my backyard and died on my patio in the past year! I hate those muthaf%$kers!!

[SatredL]

Blue attracts birds too, I had a blue ranger pickup and it seems like as soon I get finished washing and waxing, then splat. I think they wait and talk amongst themselves to see who goes first.