This thing is ridiculous! It's too fast! The Saturn Ion Redline, a bit more than a decade after its inception, has become a car for teenagers who view detention as a validation for their rotten sense of individuality.
Who originally bought Ion Redlines? Sophisticated Dads, that's who. To like the Redline, you have to also like the base Saturn Ion, a car for graphic designers who get into bar fights over Prisma markers.
Haha... This guy is trying too hard
The 2007 Saturn Ion Redline Is One of the World's Best Forgotten Sleepers
Who originally bought Ion Redlines? Sophisticated Dads, that's who. To like the Redline, you have to also like the base Saturn Ion, a car for graphic designers who get into bar fights over Prisma markers.
Haha... This guy is trying too hard
The 2007 Saturn Ion Redline Is One of the World's Best Forgotten Sleepers