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[Kevinedwards05]

If you were in the marines, I know you know what I am talking about......the oxygen thief was the guy who was always falling out on the morning PT runs, who always showed up late, who couldn't hold his beer, and who always claimed bragging rights to having some whore on the weekend, when his buddies knew he didn't leave the barracks.

Me....I fell out on the PT run because I stayed out too late at night whoring, and drinking way too much beer. But I was 38 years old at the time....I had some catching up to do after the divorce.

[jpapa]

Originally Posted by IeatRice

I can agree to that

Hey IeatRice....are you a self cannibal by any chance? Because you are rice yourself with that WRX....made by a Japanese company. I know you can probably eat the rest of the rice that's here with it, but your name with that car just doesn't go together, since that's what you are. Unless you like the whole self cannibalism thing....I'd only do that if I were extremely hungry and was going to die. Or if I found out how tastey I can be.

I know this was off topic, but just something I felt like observing, back to the regularly scheduled broadcast of making fun of the passengers.

[IeatRice]

Originally Posted by jpapa

Hey IeatRice....are you a self cannibal by any chance? Because you are rice yourself with that WRX....made by a Japanese company. I know you can probably eat the rest of the rice that's here with it, but your name with that car just doesn't go together, since that's what you are. Unless you like the whole self cannibalism thing....I'd only do that if I were extremely hungry and was going to die. Or if I found out how tastey I can be.

I know this was off topic, but just something I felt like observing, back to the regularly scheduled broadcast of making fun of the passengers.

LOL I guess you and I have differing opinions as to what "rice" is. I don’t consider every Japanese car to be rice. In my opinion, rice is some gaudy, slow wannabe with a pointless banner across the windshield that sounds like complete asssssss. It might also have more parts in it from the home depot than the auto shop. Doesn't matter where it was built, it just started (or at least is more popular) with japanese cars.

[jpapa]

I suppose my definition of rice are cars from Japenesey territory. But ricey is my definition of your rice. Same as riced out. To me, ricey and riced out is making a car look a lot faster than it really is (basically all visual mods and hardly any performance mods). That can still happen with cars like your WRX. People can really overdo the looks on em.

But your car in my definition being rice is not a bad thing. There are plenty of good rice cars. When they start turning into riced out cars, that's the problem. But you got all the mods in your sig to be far away from being riced out

I know, my definitions can be weird, but to me they make sense and can be very different from each other.

[IeatRice]

Yeah, I know where you're coming from. I wouldn't own a car without a clean look. That's why the WRX is debadged and has painted side skirts (not those shitty black plastic ones that come stock ).
May "the fast and the furious," and all cars that it inspired burn in hell! Although, if they made a third I'd probably see it anyway.

[yrethguad]

Yeah, there's no solid definition of rice. Under Jpapa's I'm a riceaholic. Under IER's, I don't fit.

[jpapa]

Originally Posted by yrethguad

Yeah, there's no solid definition of rice. Under Jpapa's I'm a riceaholic. Under IER's, I don't fit.

You don't understand me at all *tear* You're not riceaholic IMO. Your 'Teg is pretty clean looking with some decent performance mods (perfomance is not just more speed, but handling and braking). You're car is in no way riced out. I'll have to see your other cars to get my opinion on their rice-e-ness.

[syphrus22]

If you want ricer, here's a picture of one

Newly designed Civic Type R GT

[yrethguad]

Oops. I didn't refresh the thread before I posted that. Last I saw was the post on cannibalism, about rice being Japanese.

<----Blame him.

Thanks, though, for the props. My other is "the wife's" '04 Civic. It's staying as it is. At least until more kids, and she has to upgrade to a minivan.

[yrethguad]

I like that wing. Funniest thing is it's not even a Civic!!