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Old 04-16-2006, 01:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Umm.. Yeah N2O Focus

There a kid around here with an n2-WHOAHHH Focus and he kinda looks and acts likes zville but has an afro. So to start off he's a skinny white kid with an afro so you know he's a retard. Anyway, He always tells me I'm slow and he'll kick my ass with Saleen powered focus. But today was a new low, I'm driving home from church and the kid pulls out of the community im about to pass and sees me. He's heading toward me and he leans out his window and honks and yells (now read carefully) "Dat shit is slow nigga". I really dont want to race him now and only beat him by a car or 2 cuz im sure he's upped the jets in that thing to spray all the NAWWZZ he wants. I'm gonna wait till monday then go find his car where he works and do the gayest thing I can do but it has to be done............... I'm gonna have to call him out. I never though I would have to be this gay but apparently there is only 1 way to get him to go kill himself and that is to beat him the 3 Fast 3 Furious way. Once I get all my goodies in my garage on monday im gonna make sure everything runs fine and then make a big deal out of this. Get as many people involved and just make this a good old fashioned ass kicking where hopefully he runs his car into a lake afterward. I really try to like everyone and am cool to everyone I meet but this kid has to die and I have to kill him... Heres a pic of the car he drives:
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Old 04-16-2006, 01:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Alpha, sometimes when I read your posts I'm sort of confused, but this shit is FUNNY. Make sure to use phrases like "Bring it on!" and play loud bumpin' music from NWA.

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Old 04-16-2006, 01:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That car doesn't look too bad. But indeed this kid does sound like a douche bag. Do what must be done my redline brother. And do it well.
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Old 04-16-2006, 01:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Alpha, sometimes when I read your posts I'm sort of confused, but this shit is FUNNY. Make sure to use phrases like "Bring it on!" and play loud bumpin' music from NWA.

Ian
Oh before I actually race him im gonna put my hat sideways and limp around and play music from NFSU and use as many ghetto terms as my whiteness will allow me to use. And of course I will record it and put it on streetfire
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Old 04-16-2006, 01:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You should say. . .And most may not understand this.

Get out a wizzle, get in yo cizzle, come down here and sizzle. Fa shizzle my nizzle bizzle sizzle dizzle. Word.

Come to think of it, I really dont understand what I was trying to say. I'm just bored at work.
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Old 04-16-2006, 01:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Heh. 3 Fast 3 Furious.

Excellent.

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Old 04-16-2006, 02:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Teach him a good lesson!

Tell him that if he beats you, you'll bust a cap in his a$$!
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Old 04-16-2006, 02:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I want to race him for at least $100 to just add insult ot injury
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Old 04-16-2006, 02:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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they're jetted for 50 or 75 from the factory, I forget which one. last one I saw with a 75s turned HIGH 14's, I wasn't all that impressed with it. you shouldn't have much of a problem bending him over since I anticipate you're at worst a decent driver, and at best he's probably still shitty.

you know, if I couldn't tell you really despise this guy as it is, I'd say you sound like all the ignorant people I've beaten who really have no grasp on nitrous, but I think you're a bit above that. just a little. haha
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Old 04-16-2006, 02:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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You better KILL that flying roller skate good man. Make him eat his stupid ebonic words! Make him go and drown his sorrows in a big batch of Krunk juice.
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