The "my Red Line is fine just the way it is: Stock" thread

[Aeain]

Why cars are better than women:

1) Cars never say no.
2) Cars don't lie to you.
3) A girl has her "time of the month".. a car only has its time every three months or 3000 miles.
4) When you mess up your car, you open your checkbook. When you mess up with a girl, you open your checkbook.. and open your checkbook.. and open your checkbook.
5) Turn the key and the car starts and is ready to go. Call a girl and she needs an hour to get dressed and ready.
6) If you get tired of your car, you get a new one and it doesn't want half of your stuff.
7) Car breaks? Someone else fixes it.
8) Your car won't hesistate to tell you what's wrong. A light comes on, you plug it into a computer, and it tells you. With a girl it takes weeks of prying and no less than four dozen "Nothing" responses.
9) Cars don't end up naked on the internet.
10) Cars shut up when you want them to.
11) A car will never tell you to slow down.
12) Your car will never complain that you spent the night out with your friends.
13) A car will never take offense to you dreaming of another.
14) Cars only empty your wallet if you want them to.
15) Girls get fat. Cars don't.