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Old 06-25-2005, 12:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hottest girl ALIVE bought an Ion today because of me . . .

Yup, that's right, when I say the hottest girl alive, I mean it. This girl is drop-dead gorgeous. Short dark hair, exotic features, incredible body, 12 peircings, only 6 above her neck Just glorious.

She works with me, and one night after work she said she really liked my car, and wanted a ride. I said "Sure". Who am I to pass up the opportunity to take my best-looking friend anywhere on a panty-wetting ride through the night at blistering speeds? So I did. She was pretty enthralled, but she's the type of girl who cares what the car LOOKS like more than what the car DOES.

Sooo she said she wanted one for graduation, so her & I took a trip to Ann Arbor, and they had a white 2004 QC with 12k miles on it, and she loved it to death. And today, she went with her dad to the dealership, put the money down, and drove it straight to Outback to show me her new purchase. It's fairly nice, she can't drive a stick, so it could be nicer (it could be a Redline!) but it's still a quaint car. Plus she gets me $50 because I referred her to the dealership. BONUS.

So yeah, that's my entertaining story for the day. I'll take a camera to work tomorrow & park next to her, get some pics (hopefully get a picture of HER to show you just how attractive she is).

On a side note, I really like the white of her car. I really wish they didn't have their inexplicable four-color-choice for the Redline models; I would've gotten white, I think they look really sharp. Oh well.
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Old 06-25-2005, 12:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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PICS.. this is completly useless without them
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Didn't have the CAMERA, goofy, I was SWEATING in a KITCHEN! I'm working on it - I'll take the camera up to work tomorrow or Sunday and hope she's working. God she's hot.
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That about sums it up.
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Old 06-25-2005, 02:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Actually I could care less about seeing pics of the car, I want to see the owner.
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Old 06-25-2005, 02:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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PICS OF THE GIRL NOT THE CAR OH I MEAN ....... NO REALLY PICS OF THE GIRL AND MAYBE THOSE WET.... well nevermind
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Yup, that's right, when I say the hottest girl alive, I mean it. This girl is drop-dead gorgeous. Short dark hair, exotic features, incredible body, 12 peircings, only 6 above her neck Just glorious.
That's kinda ........... I can imagine where 4, maybe 5, of the other 6 are.. but I'm lost for the extra 1-2 unless she has her butt pierced closed or something! lol

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Old 06-25-2005, 03:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
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well 2 ..... and belly could have 2 i have seen this and the the other two could be......

sorry if this is uncalled for but....

if you get that ride you'll have your dual exhaust!!!!!
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to many for me mabe a belly one but when the Putang pie (aka clit) is peirced o i would have some second thoughts like is this bitch a pornstar or 2 how many gangbangs she been in ( kinda gross cus you automatically know she is a freak) still i would like to see pics
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