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Old 03-16-2005, 03:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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V6 Cougar....WAXED!!!!

So I am on my way to pick my son up and I see one of the newer Cougars in my rearview trying to catch up. It had a scoop on the hood and rims.

Anyhow, I stop at a light and it pulls up next to me. I look over and see that it's a girl and she's looking my car up and down. So I rev it up and she does the same.

As soon as the light turns green, it's on. I quickly jump ahead and already have a car on her as I am shifting into second. To add insult to injury, I keep it in second and let off the gas and let her get about half a car on me. Then I punch it and leave her like she is standing still.

I saw her bottom jaw hit her lap as I passed her.

I LOVE this car!!!
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Old 03-16-2005, 04:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Okay,picking on girls but a kill is a kill.
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Old 03-16-2005, 04:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Okay,picking on girls but a kill is a kill.
Hey, I'm an equal oppurtunity humiliator!

She could have easily not tried to race me.
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Old 03-16-2005, 04:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-16-2005, 07:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I had one of those cougars a 99' the one you raced if it had a factory hood scoop was their X2 or "a performance aperance package". Their engines are pretty neat, 2.5 L v6 use intake runners (short and long) to increace performance (like a goofy VTEC), worked great till the damn selenoid blew and it wouldnt go over 3,800 rpm's Oh yeah that and the softball size hole in the tranny that i got when I turned left in a parking lot at 5mph go figure . . . It was my little racer. I BEAT the hell out of it, and do not miss it at all. Good job, but the real ? is, was she hot??
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I browsed there message boards awhile ago those things a slow POS. If i recall with mod I/H/E they were still high 15 second cars.
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So I am on my way to pick my son up and I see one of the newer Cougars in my rearview trying to catch up. It had a scoop on the hood and rims.

Anyhow, I stop at a light and it pulls up next to me. I look over and see that it's a girl and she's looking my car up and down. So I rev it up and she does the same.

As soon as the light turns green, it's on. I quickly jump ahead and already have a car on her as I am shifting into second. To add insult to injury, I keep it in second and let off the gas and let her get about half a car on me. Then I punch it and leave her like she is standing still.

I saw her bottom jaw hit her lap as I passed her.

I LOVE this car!!!
hey girls are nothing to laugh at i got taken by a girl with nitrous on surprise that wasnt fun. it didnt help that she was beautiful.
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good kill, i hate cougers
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Old 03-17-2005, 09:54 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Good job, but the real ? is, was she hot??

No. Sorry. She wasn't.
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Okay,picking on girls but a kill is a kill.
Picking on girls? What does being a girl make you less able to shift and press a gas pedal? What if that girl was Lisa Kubo, tooling around town before a press session? I would say that the girls I see around here that want to drive fast, will race anything that pulls up next to them, then give it an evil look afterwards!

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