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Old 03-17-2005, 05:04 PM   #1
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Smile Foolish GSR

Well on my way home from work, I was enjoying the slow accelleration driving that I have been doing (to save gas...damn snow) when this Integra GSR pulls up beside me, rev's his engine, laughs at me and pulls away. I, not being the one to take cirtisim lightly, speed up and catch him. We end up at the next red light. I rev my engine to show I will race (it was cold out, windows were up or I would haev laughed at him). Light turns, I launch considerably well considering there was snow on the ground. By the time I hit 4,500RPM in 2nd, all I could see was two-headlights behind me. I slowed down, pointed and laughed, held up a handmade sign that reads "Owned by a Saturn." and floored it again. Not much of a competition, but hey, my first kill in this car. And by the way, the GSR is a heavily modded one, as I know the previous owner.
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Old 03-17-2005, 06:49 PM   #2
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Hahahahahaha!!!!

Awesome. A sign that says "Owned by a Saturn".

You'll get plenty of use for that sign driving this car around.
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Old 03-17-2005, 07:54 PM   #3
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Ya, me and a buddy at work had nothing to do so we made the sign outta white cardboard and a black marker. Its about 2 feet by 1.5 feet. We also made one for his car to, it reads "Wasted by a crappy toyota" as he owns an older celica. He won't get much use outta it (my cavy with 220,000 km on it beat it), but hey, whatever floats his boat.

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Old 03-17-2005, 08:47 PM   #4
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Well on my way home from work, I was enjoying the slow accelleration driving that I have been doing (to save gas...damn snow) when this Integra GSR pulls up beside me, rev's his engine, laughs at me and pulls away. I, not being the one to take cirtisim lightly, speed up and catch him. We end up at the next red light. I rev my engine to show I will race (it was cold out, windows were up or I would haev laughed at him). Light turns, I launch considerably well considering there was snow on the ground. By the time I hit 4,500RPM in 2nd, all I could see was two-headlights behind me. I slowed down, pointed and laughed, held up a handmade sign that reads "Owned by a Saturn." and floored it again. Not much of a competition, but hey, my first kill in this car. And by the way, the GSR is a heavily modded one, as I know the previous owner.

I need to buy one of those signs, how much? (LMFAO)

Real creative with this sign, wish I came up with the idea!

Hey, get one of the programmable digital scrolling signs and display the message every time you wax someone. My buddie has one on his Harley.
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Old 03-17-2005, 08:53 PM   #5
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HAHA...scrolling sign. Good idea, cept that requires money (which I don't have). Me and this guy make everything thing outta cardboard boxes (we work at a grocery store and everything comes in cardboard). At halloween we make 'Box-O-Laterns', christmas a box tree, etc. We just got bored and thought of it while talking about my car. Gotta love childish minds .
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Old 03-17-2005, 10:27 PM   #6
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I've considered a vinyl monogram on the front windshield near the top that says: !REVO EVOM

Hold this up to a mirror and you'll get an idea of what drivers in front of you will see when they're in front of you and look in their rear-view mirror................
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Old 03-18-2005, 07:39 AM   #7
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For those who can't read backwards (my gf is a good example), its says MOVE OVER! That would be nice, but when you are clipping along at a good rate, by the time they see the sign, you are already past `em
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Old 03-18-2005, 08:57 AM   #8
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I need an LED sign that can flash many messages... like:

Hey! You drive like a moron!
Did you notice I passed you anyway?
Have you ever noticed driving on the shoulder around traffic slows you down over all?
Yes, that's right it was a Saturn...
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What kind of idiot races in the rain?
No I wasn't racing, there's a foot of snow on the ground.
Your Honda isn't worth my gas!

All sorts of dumb crap that I think is 'gold' when I'm mad on the highway!
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Old 03-18-2005, 12:40 PM   #9
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An LED sign would be nice, even better if it had a computer console in like the glove box so you can change it on a whim. Or if you have a passenger, they can make fun of every car they pass, or applaud them for having a nice car. Now I want one...if only I wasn't oweing so much money on the car ..hehe haven't even had 1 payment yet, good `ol GM Graduate(spelling?) Payment Plan
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