Chickensh*t ricer....

[JPK]

Today, on the way home from work, I run into this Cavalier with rims, HUGE aluminum aircraft wing grade spoiler, big graphic lettering on the side that says, "VENOM" and a fart can. I slow down when I get next to him and start nudging on the gas to indicate to him I wann see what he's got. He doesn't do anything as I speed away from him. I get caught at the next light and he pulls up next to me. I roll my window down and say, "Hey, you wann run that thing? LOOKS pretty fast."

He says, "Nah, my engine is stock." So I say, "You mean to tell me that car is a rice wagon?" "Huh?" he replies puzzled. "You can't expect to have a car that looks like that and not be challenged to a race." Just then the light changes and I bolt off.

What pisses me off is, this is the same type of chickenshit ricer that will rev at me when I have my kids in the car with me, punch it and then go on rice-a-roni.com and talk shit about the slow ass Satrun he just beat.

[Shabodah]

Originally Posted by JPK

What pisses me off is, this is the same type of chickenshit ricer that will rev at me when I have my kids in the car with me, punch it and then go on rice-a-roni.com and talk shit about the slow ass Satrun he just beat.

Idiots! The only solution we are legally able to use is to ignore them. And that only goes so far. We need to be able to tkae further action against them... Together, we could right our highways! lol.

[JPK]

Originally Posted by Shabodah

Idiots! The only solution we are legally able to use is to ignore them. And that only goes so far. We need to be able to tkae further action against them... Together, we could right our highways! lol.

LOL!!! Yeah, but I was picking the fight today. I was in the mood, ya know. In the car by myself and wanting to get some action. I thought for sure this guy would bite.

And when I've got my wife/kids in the car, I do just ignore the ricer. It urks me to no end, but yes, I do ignore them. If it's at a light, I will make a point to roll down my window and tell them I have my kids with me and am NOT going to race. Just so they don't get any false sense of victory.

[yeahididit2]

pisses me off when the kids in the car i just say hey are you retarded theres a kid in the car you dip shit! im very mouthy when it comes down to my kids...lol i would never put them in harms way for a race i may gas it in the car up to the speed limit but thats about it... and my 5 yr. old will roll down the window and let them know "my daddy will smoke'em" plus he likes hittin on the ladies its embarasing

[sheek360]

Originally Posted by Shabodah

Idiots! The only solution we are legally able to use is to ignore them. And that only goes so far. We need to be able to tkae further action against them... Together, we could right our highways! lol.

can i be a pirate, not a butt kind though. an actual scallywag, so i can unite with the monsters. i h8 ninjas 2 btw.

u shouldve assulted him or point a gun at him, at the very least. Or stay a step ahead of the ricers, get blow up dolls! One in the passenger seat to simulate your wife, and one in the back to simulate the child. The ricers will bite in no time!

[sheek360]

Originally Posted by yeahididit2

pisses me off when the kids in the car i just say hey are you retarded theres a kid in the car you dip shit! im very mouthy when it comes down to my kids...lol i would never put them in harms way for a race i may gas it in the car up to the speed limit but thats about it... and my 5 yr. old will roll down the window and let them know "my daddy will smoke'em" plus he likes hittin on the ladies its embarasing

LMFAO my son too! He makes fun of cars by calling it a hyundai, gives em the finger and holds his eye shut with his left hand, simulating an eye wink. To get the ladies attention ofcoarse lol. He once called a corvette c5 owner a hyndai, at a red light. The vette owner broke out in laughter lol

[Ahriman]

Originally Posted by JPK

I was in the mood, ya know. In the car by myself and wanting to get some action. I thought for sure this guy would bite.

your street racing is slightly homoerotic..................



jk... but seriously, i hate slow cars that look like they should be fast. there are literally thousands of ricers like that in orlando.

[Watts-Up]

Oh man, I really HATE those stupid ass wings, they are almost as hideous as the double and tripple stacker ones. Fukin' IDIOTS. I say give 'em all the "Death Ray"

[yeahididit2]

i will tell you out im not racial.....


there are about 1k mexicans that do this around here to anycar they own putting apc stickers on there cars even if its a caddy... that one had a apc wing though big!

why people do this is beyond me i have a uncle bens burner and have had them since i can remember but i never once put a huge wing, multi colored body kit, 50 stickers i dont even have a part for, a fire extinguisher mounted on the pillar = dumb as hell idea, crhome fenders, the 3 prong antenna, just why, why, why

forgot the wing thing the rl had the biggest wing on it btw that was pushin it

[crazybrew609]

um whats the point in posting that you one up'd a riced out cavy .. it's kinda homo-erotic