toyota Tundra 06

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my friend and i where driving home from the mall when some retard pulls up next to us and for no reason threw his big glup at my buddies car well the cool thing is like two cars back is cop. my friend ready to fight I told him there is cop. light changes and the cop pulls the guy over I dont know what happped guy but we flipped a U and drove by honking and waving

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I'll tell you what if anybody ever spit on my car & said anything but OMG I am sooo sorry, he'd be spitting chicklets & blood. In about 1990 I was driving my 4x4 and some punk in what I think was a toyota of some sort sped by me doing easily twice the speed limit, almost side swiped me on the way by, and I was mad but not a super big deal, but I caught up to him at the next light and simply said slow the fuck down, fuckhead, and there was like 4 little punks in the car all laughing and flipping me off. I just got off work and was tired and irritable, I got out of my truck grabbed a sleever bar out of the back of my truck that I use for work and all the windows went up, without thinking too much busted the passenger side window out with my bar, pulled one of the punks halfway through the the window and said is it still funny bitch, go on keep laughing. I felt like snapping his neck, but I didn't. Can you believe I had to go to anger management classes for that, oh yeah and $225.00 for the window. looking back I shouldn't have done it, but it was totally worth it.

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this thread has some awsome stories in it... so heres another of my road rage stories.

About 6-7 months ago i was driving home from work, on South OBT(in the geto). I pulled up to a stop light, and this chineese lady in a ford taurus up in fron of me, gets out of her car and starts walking twords me. Not knowing what the fuck she wanted i rolled my windo down, as she proceeded to start screaming at me "you almost hit me." ???? i had no fucking clue what she was talking about. So i start yelling "your fucking crazy lady, you need to get back in your car." At this point she is leaning over into my window, pointing in my face screaming some chineese shit! So i open my door, and use it to push her back and away from me as i stand up. Im 6' 3", and weigh about 230lbs... and this lady was about 5' tall, and real skinny. So she instantly realized she had not made a very smart decision approaching me in such a manner. I got right in her face and told her "you cant do shit like this around here, sombody is going to shoot you." she yelled some more shit that i couldnt under stand, so i pointed to her car and yelled "get the fuck back in your car crazy lady." As she walked back to her car, I started to get back into mine and saw half of the bagle w/ cream cheese I had just taken from work(they buy us breakfast every day) sitting on my passanger seat. I dont know what came over me, but i picked up that bagle and hurled it at the chineese ladys car, and its stuck to the back windshield... bullseye. she got back in her car as did i, and she flicked me off as i drove past. shes lucky i had already eaton half my beagle or that shit would have had her name on it too.

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"i had already eaton half my beagle".....Dude, tell me you didn't eat half a snoopy dog, & then throw it at a chinese lady.