toyota Tundra 06

[jsip]

This stupid mother F*#ker in a newer Tundra at a stop light spits out his window right onto my car. I was like WTF! Who does that? For gods sake, I freaking live in south orange county . I yell out the passenger side window a few, nice and polite words! You can guess which ones.LOL He responds to me with, "Who cares, its a Saturn." I was not really up for a race seeing that I just got off work and was tired, but my mouth spit out, " This little Saturn will own your stupid piece of crap japanese truck." Light turned green and all I can say is destroyed. I thought those things had like 280 horses. I hate people that do not respect other people's property. I would have never spit on someone else's vehicle. By the way, he definitely floored it, he was trying to win.

[LSJ PUP]

Originally Posted by jsip

This stupid mother F*#ker in a newer Tundra at a stop light spits out his window right onto my car. I was like WTF! Who does that? For gods sake, I freaking live in south orange county . I yell out the passenger side window a few, nice and polite words! You can guess which ones.LOL He responds to me with, "Who cares, its a Saturn." I was not really up for a race seeing that I just got off work and was tired, but my mouth spit out, " This little Saturn will own your stupid piece of crap japanese truck." Light turned green and all I can say is destroyed. I thought those things had like 280 horses. I hate people that do not respect other people's property. I would have never spit on someone else's vehicle. By the way, he definitely floored it, he was trying to win.

That reminds me of when a lady flicked a cigarette butt out the window and hit my brother in the face when he was riding his 600. He pulled up next to her at the light and said "thanks." She wasa like "for what", and he goes, "flicking that cigarette at me." At least she said sorry and felt really bad.

He then stabbed her in the leg...Lol. Just kidding. (That was for Alpha)

[sheek360]

he stabbed her with his toothpik?

[Ahriman]

the other morning on my way to work at 3am on I-4, some ass hole in front of me flicked his cigarett over his car, and it hit my car right in the bottom center of my windshield(where the wipers are). Ambers and sparks went all over my fucking car. I thought for sure the plastic near the wipers had to have been burned. So i got up next to him, and before i could even say or gesture anything to him, he flicked ME OFF! so i flew over in front of him and slamed the brakes... he had to fly over into the other lane to avoid hitting me(i know, not the smartest thing to do, but i acted on my inner road rage). I serisously wanted to follow this guy and burn his fucking eye with his own ciggarett. luckily nothing got burned, guess at 70mph nothing had a chance to burn. it scared the crap out of me when it first happend though... took me a second to realize.

[Ahriman]

if some fucker spit on my car at a stop light like that, i would probably just get out and hock a lugy on thier shit.

[sheek360]

omg, i wouldve fucked that guy up. seriously, swallow your damn spit!

[rlinbatonrouge]

Originally Posted by LSJ PUP

That reminds me of when a lady flicked a cigarette butt out the window and hit my brother in the face when he was riding his 600. He pulled up next to her at the light and said "thanks." She wasa like "for what", and he goes, "flicking that cigarette at me." At least she said sorry and felt really bad.

He then stabbed her in the leg...Lol. Just kidding. (That was for Alpha)

That has to be the best ending to a story that I have heard in awhile.

[sheek360]

Originally Posted by rlinbatonrouge

That has to be the best ending to a story that I have heard in awhile.

+1 <10char>

[andy_gonzales06]

i was riding with my friend the other day, when i need to spit, so i rolled down his window, it was really windy that day. i houcked up the biggest lugy, and spit it out, it came right back and was all over his back window. LOL. i cleaned it for him, but i just thought that was kinda funny.

[JPK]

This same shit happened to me when I lived in Atlanta. I drove a 2000 SL back then. I pulled out onto a main road because it was clear. This newer Mercury Cougar comes hauling ass up on my tail. Tailgating like a mother fucker. It was one lane so he couldn't pass me and I wasn't gonna break the speed limit and get ticket.

The road split for a left turn lane at the next signal and I fall behind to go straight. The dude gets in the left turn lane, stops right by my car. He's got his chick with him and she rolls down the passneger side window. I started to roll down my window to see what the fuck he wants and he proceeded to spit on my windshield and proceed to the light. I look at my wife and say, "No...he didn't". So I pull into the left turn lane and chase his ass down. Of course, the SL is slow so he stays well ahead of me for about a mile. Then the next light, he got caught behind some traffic. I pull up behind him and get out of my car. I hear him hit his door locks. I walk up to his car and start pounding on the window yelling, "You think you're a little badass? Get out you pussy and let's see how 'bad' you are." Of couse he doesn't and I proceed to kick the shit out of of his door with my Doc Martins. I left a huge dent in it and several scuff marks. The light turned and he took off. Everyone around was watching and freaking out.

Fucking pussy LOL!!!