omfg wtf rofl the ultimate kill

[superbird]

I was in the 88 ram charger this morining at the gas station puting in gas geting a hot dog when this old women just finished geting gas and just fucking rear ended the truck. with no hesatation. I just came out eating the hot dog laughing since i already knew the old women was fucked and the truck would be perfect. She plowed right in to the towing hitch i have back there and it devastated her radiator. she was in a older mazda 323.

She beged me not to call the cops but it was already to late. The indian gas guy called already. I told the cop not to give her a ticket "look at her shes old" she swore up and down that the car was in reverse...... but it went fwd. This totaly made my day. This is like the 10th car that killed it self on my bumper of my truck.

[SatredL]

You have such a big heart bird. Nice of you to let her off the hook.

[Darkmanx]

the title of this thread sucks, the ultimate kill was when sheek got powned by me and then banned and then sent a mass message to everyone in his phone crying hehe

[Mattman6]

your still just a dirty asian whore

[superbird]

but im good at it

[Mattman6]

not really just its all you have to live for, i say go race someone in your ram charger and get that on tape

[Caboose]

you need a hemi scoop for your ramcharger.....