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Old 08-25-2005, 08:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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RL Vss....dun dun dunnn..Geo Metro

So I'm sitting there quietly minding my own business as I had just got off of work and wanted to head home..nice relaxing shower sounded good. I'm sitting at a stoplight with no other cars around when I notice a small sort of car turn around a corner and pull up next to me..now first you need to know how this car looked.

It was a Geo Metro of course..except this one was different! He'd managed to find a set of Wal-Mart spinner hubcaps that fit his car and had a huge exhaust that looked like it belonged on the end of a canon to attempt to silence it...that's not all though. If these HP adding properties weren't enough..the rust holes surely added at least 30 HP. Of course..don't forget the APC racing sticker in his back window....

So I'm sitting there admiring this guy's car (pretty long light) in awe of it's display of power and prowless..when he looks over at me in his dark Super Troopers like sunglasses..and of course a mullet..I loved that part. Trying to keep from laughing at this point..erm..I mean cowering in fear..he revs! Now..I couldn't help but laugh..in fact when he yelled "You think that's fast? It's a Saturn." I was laughing so hard that, when the light turned green..I didn't take off. Instead I sat there laughing as the Metro putted across the intersection..eh ghad..he got me on the take off..Slowly taking off I managed to catch up to him before I had shifted out of first..looking over and tilting my head, then yelled, "Nice car..I'll shift to second now." and left.. The moral of this story..even a slow car can win if the driver of it can make the other drive laugh hard enough not to drive...but I still killed him dammit..

P.S. I have a similiar story involving my 944 Turbo, mother, and a Nifty Lift..
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Old 08-25-2005, 08:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's one of the funniest kill stories I've ever read. Thank you for the levity. I love when the spinner hubcaps get stuck because the plastic melted in the sun.
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Old 08-25-2005, 08:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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holy shit i cant stop laughing. omg my boss is making fun of me b/c i was laughing soo damn hard.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Where is the B.S. flag? There is NO WAY you could have pulled a geo metro. Those things run 19.00s easy!! J/K that's good stuff. That's like the 80s accord that tried to race me w/ his 14" wing and hub caps, 3 color paint job (black, silver and rust). Just retarded!!! I wish you had a vid. That would be the best kill ever!!!
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I wish you had a vid. That would be the best kill ever!!!
I need to start carrying a video recorder with me..but I'm thinking he might not've revved on me had I started filming as soon as I spotted the mullet..
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I need to start carrying a video recorder with me..but I'm thinking he might not've revved on me had I started filming as soon as I spotted the mullet..
Just tell him you're a director and that you need a star for Joe Dirt 2.
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Just tell him you're a director and that you need a star for Joe Dirt 2.
Had he been in a late '80s Firebird (not even a T/A) it would've so fit..it was the greasy style mullet..
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Bullshit the Metro wasn't racing!
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Old 08-26-2005, 03:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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the metro shoudl have won
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Old 08-26-2005, 05:28 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I've gotta call BS too. There is no way in hell that he found spinner hubs to fit that car.
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