I Reduced Myself to this!

[zvillepimp1982]

Yeah its fun! The other night I amde an awesome deleivery I rolled up with 4 pies to this big ass when i ran the doorbell I was greeted by a bunch of cute hooties having a party in there PJs aw man if I wasnt engaged I would been on some of them like white on rice LOL

[Daytona955i]

If it wasn't for the lack of health insurance, delivering pizza might be the best job on the planet. I can't tell you how many desperate house wives have come to the door in see-threw negligees. Add on top of that I lived in Bloomsburg, PA, a former #1 party college with a 5:1 ratio of hot chicks to dudes. You can't even imagine how many parties I delivered to, then got to come back after I got off work. It was like I was working at a freak'n dating service.

Long live the pizza delivery dudes!!!