OMG freaking mormons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[superbird]

im so so so mad.... mormons came by again......... after calling them and telling them to stop....... so i answered the door in my boxers in my sponge bob boxers and i told them to bugger off grrrrrr!!! whats with these people!!!

im going to buy a super soaker and spary them next time!

[superbird]

i guess im on there shitlist or something

[MrCleanY0]

haha....I have several pairs of spongebob boxers. They're great.

BTW....would you like to talk about our lord and savior, jesus christ?

[superbird]

Originally Posted by MrCleanY0

haha....I have several pairs of spongebob boxers. They're great.

BTW....would you like to talk about our lord and savior, jesus christ?

ya its fine but mormons are wack....... in my opioon.

Deuteronomy 4:39 Know therefore this day, and consider it in thine heart, that the LORD He is God in heaven above, and upon the earth beneath: there is none else.

The official Mormon church has recently declared a desire to distance themselves from the names Mormon and Latter-day Saints (LDS) and to now refer to themselves as "the Church of Jesus Christ." This because Mormons believe themselves to be the only and true church and followers of Jesus. How ironic that the followers of the American - Joseph Smith would believe themselves to be the true followers of the Jewish - Jesus of Israel.


*Get this…. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS) will increase its efforts to discourage the use of the term "Mormon Church" and instead emphasize the name Jesus Christ when referring to the church. In an interview with the New York Times, Mormon Apostle Dallin H. Oaks said "The church will urge reporters to initially identify it by its full name, and subsequently call it the church of Jesus Christ."

*Southern California Christian times Vol. 12 No. 4 April 2001.


If this sounds like deception it is because it is!

The Mormon Church is deliberately trying to avoid their true identity as a cult and instead represent themselves as something they are not, which is true Christian followers of Jesus.

Following are a few considerations as to why Mormonism is a cult and in no way resembles Christianity.

Mormons would have us believe that Mormonism is a Christian denomination, in fact according to the Mormons they are the only denomination in favor with God and therefore the exclusive denomination and the exclusive church of Jesus. Keep in mind that Mormons do not even follow Jesus or the Bible. Mormons follow their writings and their Apostles like the “Apostle, Dallin H. Oaks."

The number one reason Mormons are not Christians is because the jesus that Mormons acknowledge and follow they claim him to be the twin brother of Satan the Devil. The jesus that the Mormons follow is a brother of Satan and is No resemblance to the actual Jesus of Nazareth the Only begotten Son of God that the Christian Church acknowledges, follows and worships. The true Jesus of Nazareth and the Devil are not brothers. Jesus is God in physical form. The Devil was created as an angel and is now a fallen sinful angel responsible for much of the suffering mankind endures today.

*Note regarding Mormon (LDS) doctrine since the Mormon jesus and Lucifer/Satan are brothers and virtually equals and likewise Mormons consider themselves equal to and brothers of jesus they also consider themselves equal to and brothers to Satan the Devil and Mormons thinking they are brothers of the Devil are also defenders of the Devil. It has been pointed out by others that this Mormon-Satan support is really a not so subtle form of Devil worship. Just be forewarned that when dealing with Mormons and when you get past their outer show of public propaganda you are really dealing with a quagmire of deep dark ways.

Mormons believe that they will one day become gods and that the male Mormons will then rule over their own distant planet and with their own harem of obedient female Mormons they will populate their own planet. Doesn't sound like much of a heaven for the Mormon women. I have never heard of changing dirty diapers as compared to heaven. Actually this is just about what the Muslims believe that Allah will give them a harem in heaven. Jesus has stated that there will be no marring-intercourse in heaven {Mark 12:25}, but then we know that Mormons are not Christians and are not following Jesus.

[vandy0419]

Superbird, you just need to spread some goat blood or something over your doorway...that should keep them away...and kids during Halloween and any other person that voluntarily comes to your door.

[superbird]

Originally Posted by vandy0419

Superbird, you just need to spread some goat blood or something over your doorway...that should keep them away...and kids during Halloween and any other person that voluntarily comes to your door.

where can i buy tis blood? does in come in discount for a 50 gallon drum?

[Aeain]

Yeah Mormons are fucked up. Joseph Smith is said to have been visited by god at the age of 14 and given Golden Tablets with the Book of Mormon printed on them. This was in Indiana. They had to move to Utah cause in Indiana they burned down a printing Press because it denounced them in the Newspaper for Paligymy and the Book of Mormon.


Edit: I lived in Utah for 2 and a half years encompassing half of 5th grade, all of 6th and all of 7th. In 7th Grade I had to take Utah Studies and it taught us all about that shit.

[rlinbatonrouge]

The other night when you called me and I had to go when someone showed up on my door, I thought it was mormons. My buddy had his back to me, he was wearing a long sleeve white shirt tucked in to black pants. I answered the door without a shirt on thinking I'd catch them off guard. But it was my buddy. I thought I had caught the superbird mormon curse.

[superbird]

its brain washing

[Aeain]

Did I mention that the amount of child abuse, Physical and Sexual abuse, is very high in Utah. Everyone at my school was basically high on methamphetamins the whole time.

They are also intolerant as shit. Hell, I got in a fight because I wasn't Morman and I have permanent damage to my right eye because of it. (I got sucker punched in the right Temple by a left-handed kid, I couldn't focus my eye for 24 hours.)