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Old 07-24-2006, 08:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Cool How to race a cop.

So my husband is a detective, and he is going back on the road. He said when he gets his police car he wants to race me in my car.

Any pointers/tips?
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Old 07-24-2006, 08:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that's about the best way to race a cop, be married to him. Other that have no mercy.
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Old 07-24-2006, 08:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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So my husband is a detective, and he is going back on the road. He said when he gets his police car he wants to race me in my car.

Any pointers/tips?
Is he is getting a Crown Vic/Police Interceptor? If it is the true P71 package, it might have a 3.53 LSD rear? The P71 gets a nice intake, better manifolds, and a much nicer suspension. I think they are like 250hp/275tq.

Off the line, it will be close (esp if he has the 353 gears), but from 40+ it shouldn't even be a race.
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Old 07-24-2006, 08:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Can I play, too? I need to know if I can put distance on one before he/she can read my plate. For purely scientific reasons.
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Don't let him flip on lights..they cheat like that.

Pretty much he -may- get you down low, but unless he gets a Charger like some of our units are..it's no competition once speed gets involved.
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Old 07-24-2006, 10:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I managed to outrun a cop in a Chevette, but I cheated. I ducked into an apartment complex w/ a lot of speed bumps.

I didn't bother slowing down for them. He did.

If my suspension fell apart, I was going to blame my not stopping on a brake problem, since no one in their right mind takes speed bumps as fast as I was going.
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Can I play, too? I need to know if I can put distance on one before he/she can read my plate. For purely scientific reasons.
I don't see why not. :-D He's cool like that.
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Wink

Just smile at him, cause you are beautiful girl! That would probably be distraction enough for most of us. Don't tell him I said that though.
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As he tries to launch, flash him. He'll spin it. Guaranteed.
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hint ..... if another cop sees this ...... dont stop and keep on going ..... and if your husband cant get you outta that trouble ..... divorce
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