I'm soooo f'n bored, I just thought I would make an attempt at what could possibly become the longest thread in history. The rules are that each post must be 5 words in a continuing story, that's it. This is a great way to run up your post count too(for those who care about that stuff

) If you use your imagination and sense of humor, this can get quite haliarious! Okay, let me get it started with an old clich'e opening line:
EDIT: You may also use smileys and they don't count as words, even if they say

< I love that guy, now I don't have to type "werd" anymore!

LOL
There once was a man...