I demand a promise from all women

[Dainslaif]

All women (including your girlfriend/wifefolk) must hereby promise me that if you ever go to a rock/punk show, you will not claw the ever living fuck out of the large guy in front of you who's trying to block you from the mosh pit. Attempting to give him an exoskeleton by shredding all flesh from his back is in no way assisting him.

Also, I'm not sure why after shredding my back and I looked back, you informed me I smelled good. Pert Plus and soap, sweetie. Nothing special.

[badassgixxer05]

dude she wanted to have crazy mosh pit sex with you and you blew the opertunity..

[Dainslaif]

Originally Posted by badassgixxer05

dude she wanted to have crazy mosh pit sex with you and you blew the opertunity..

I wanted to have crazy mosh surprise buttsecks on her or her hot redhead friend, but both of them disappeared after the last song and I couldn't find them. :-(

[RedlineNoob]

I think she was trying to tell you that you needed to take a bath with extra pert plus (isnt that dandruff shampoo?) was she telling you had hellachious dandruff? Maybe she ran off due to the flys orbiting your exoskeleton? j/k wtf devil worshiping chick huh? Lol I would have been pissed... Should have picked her up held he up over your head spun her around a few times like wrestling and tossed her into the mob or a mosh pit...

[QCs_R4_Girls]

Those girls obviously don't know that the biggest guy in the mosh pit is their best friend. Once they get knocked down from the violent pushing behind them, they can usually wedge themselves next to helpful big guys like yourself and have a little barrier against the crowd.
But to the girl's credit, if she was anywhere near my height, we greatly appreciate guys who smell good at shows. Just think, at 5'4, we're about eye level with your armpits while your hands are above your head, catching the guy crowd-surfing who could potentially kick us in the head. Last show I went to, I was constantly thrown into this guy who smelled disturbingly "like a hoagie," as my friend later recalled. See where I'm going with this? It's not a fun concert unless you're right in the middle of the action. And the thought of clawing the guy in front of me has never crossed my mind, seeing as I barely have anything that might resemble fingernails between working in a kitchen and on the car.

[Dainslaif]

Hahaha, I never thought about it like that. It did reek in there, and I definately didn't (I stayed back up till Pennywise went on so I was pretty fresh). But srsly I think she left scratch marks - I probably would have been safer NOT getting with her. >_>

[murkydurky]

Originally Posted by Dainslaif

Hahaha, I never thought about it like that. It did reek in there, and I definately didn't (I stayed back up till Pennywise went on so I was pretty fresh). But srsly I think she left scratch marks - I probably would have been safer NOT getting with her. >_>

no pain no gain!

as long as i'm not missing too much flesh.. i can handle a little scratching up


and Pennywise FTMFW

[Dainslaif]

Originally Posted by murkydurky

no pain no gain!

as long as i'm not missing too much flesh.. i can handle a little scratching up


and Pennywise FTMFW

I'm not exaggerating tho - in a crowd it's generally accepted custom to use your forearms or grab someone's shoulders to keep stable. This one dug her nails into my spine.

And I don't want that to happen to my dongle.

[jmuffe01]

Originally Posted by Dainslaif

I'm not exaggerating tho - in a crowd it's generally accepted custom to use your forearms or grab someone's shoulders to keep stable. This one dug her nails into my spine.

And I don't want that to happen to my dongle.

ouch...............