George Brett Poops Himself

boost · 09-25-2008, 08:42 PM

Don't know if any of you have seen this but it is absolute GOLD! If you don't laugh then you don't laugh.

George Brett Shits Himself Story|The Unofficial Ticket Blog

jmuffe01 · 09-25-2008, 08:56 PM

been there done that

KruxRedline · 09-25-2008, 09:43 PM

I dunno who George Brett is so I'm going to add my own story.

In the 80's Andre the Giant was a MASSIVE drinker and he used to drink several bottles of Jack Daniels just to get a buzz. He still got alchy shits because he drank like a fish. One untelevised event after a night of epic drinking he had a match against Bad News Brown and one of Andres big moves was pinning you with his ass... Hit knocks Bad News down and pins him with his ass... at which point his mudhole explodes shitty drunk diarrhea all over Bad News Browns chest.

PWNED.

vandy0419 · 09-25-2008, 11:32 PM

^ I freaking guarantee that was one of the first unstaged things to occur in the WWF!

KruxRedline · 09-25-2008, 11:35 PM

LOL regardless... Imagine having a 400 pounder pin you down and poop on you.