You forgot the alternate FISH
Comment about IL drivers is funny because us flatlanders all think Cheeseheads drive slow in the fast lane and won't ever move over. In Illinois, it's a law that you have to pass within 1/2 mile or get over on the interstate.
I used to hate all the f'ers that would go up to WI for the weekend when I lived up by Gurnee. Friday and Sunday afternoon was gridlock on 94 there.