Ricers - Urban Dictionary

[SLSduke82]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricer

Don't read if at work...couple people looked at me cause I was laughing so hard.

"Has more decibels than horsepower"

[ptparker]

Originally Posted by SLSduke82

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricer

Don't read if at work...couple people looked at me cause I was laughing so hard.

"Has more decibels than horsepower"

I like defination 14

honda civic with no payments left on it bought by second owner who then tints the windows and puts a spoiler and fart cans.
Generally speaking, the owner
1.places decals on every visible surface.
2.Puts on clear altezza tail lamps just in case people didn't realize they are a ricer, not a nizzle!
3.Installs tailpipes aka fart pipes mimicking the sound of a geriatric patient with rectal prolapse.
4.may put neon lights on or under car
5.puts a stereo in which makes the cheap plastic add-on components rattle like a can being kicked down the street.
6.the owner may put a spoiler on the Civic so as to have more surface area upon which to place stickers, and to make sure the cops know there's weed in the car.
7.Ricers show their spirit by neutral -dropping their 150,000 plus mileage vehicles at the stoplight only to be subjected to total ownage by SUV's pulling large boats.
*Ricers are common in New Jersey now due to the fact that they stopped making Camaros
*Ricers are the more annoying of supspecies of neanderthal that put aftermarket rims and ghetto fabulous shizzle on their transportizzle

[Sp00ner]

Also a good one:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=own

[AlphaJaguar5]

Originally Posted by ptparker

I like defination 14

Generally speaking, the owner
1.places decals on every visible surface.
4.may put neon lights on or under car

any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Now this doesnt include me cuz my car is fast right?

[ptparker]

Originally Posted by AlphaJaguar5

Now this doesnt include me cuz my car is fast right?

Well we do have more hp then tq.... but we have a lot (realitivly) of both, so i think it slides this time.

I saw on here a while back "you know your a ricer if you have more torque in your lugnuts then your engine puts out."

[daveglessner]

Originally Posted by AlphaJaguar5

Now this doesnt include me cuz my car is fast right?

Um..um... how bout this weather huh?

[AlphaJaguar5]

LMAO, very nice segway

[pclear9061]

Originally Posted by ptparker

Well we do have more hp then tq.... but we have a lot (realitivly) of both, so i think it slides this time.

I saw on here a while back "you know your a ricer if you have more torque in your lugnuts then your engine puts out."

BAWWW HAHAHAHA i know of a guy that has something like that in his sig.

"my engine puts out more tq than it takes to tighten your lugnuts"

[daveglessner]

Originally Posted by AlphaJaguar5

LMAO, very nice segway

Isn't it?

[Blue04RedLine]

Originally Posted by pclear9061

BAWWW HAHAHAHA i know of a guy that has something like that in his sig.

"my engine puts out more tq than it takes to tighten your lugnuts"

Jim Lewis's sig. O yeah, someone needs to add somethin to that about having panyhose on your car as a visual mod.