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post #1 of 766 (permalink) Old 01-23-2006, 10:17 PM Thread Starter
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You know you drive a Redline when...

My friend told me about a thread like this on his BMW boards that he frequents, and I think it could be pretty amusing to do here. So with no further ado, have fun and happy posting.



You know you drive a Redline when…

…you have an irresistible urge to race every SRT-4 you see, even though you know you will most likely lose.

…second gear is your best friend. Period.

…you use shift knob issues as an excuse to buy a short shift kit.

…you check redlineforums.com, cobaltss.com, and (the censored site) multiple times a day to see if the staged kits came out in the last 45 minutes, only to read the latest thread by somebody ranting about how the stage kits did not come out since the last time they checked the boards. Which was 45 minutes ago.

…you race multiple Hondas in one night, hopefully proving to one or two that v-tech is not the solution to the problem. It is the problem.

…you have the “Holy crap, what’s in that thing?!” look memorized, having seen it from multiple Mustang, WRX, and DSM owners.

...you have poked fun at, or at least considered poking fun at, Alpha's stickers.
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Definately alphas stickers lol

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oh shit that last sentence was funny as hell i almost fell over

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…you use shift knob issues as an excuse to buy a short shift kit.
I used that one.

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Roflmao..good man..good also to add :

You accept electrical tape as an official dealership fix.

A guy in a Geo Metro plays the "It's a Saturn" card...

Your tach is 200 RPM slower than the engine in first gear.

You purposely waste gas just to hear your supercharger..

I copy and paste RWD rocks into every thread.
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You purposely waste gas just to hear your supercharger..
Hahah, yep. Ice + me = mmmmm, whine

And for you people with ice and snow...

When merging from a stand still you hope to stay even with the guy through the first 2 gears as you know your 3rd will put you ahead of him

I love our 3rd, Ill be spinning in 1st and 2nd, my buddy "hit 3rd, now now now now now now now now" *hit it*, *passes him laughing*.

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Not bad at all!!!!

Came out of nowhere. handy, you have been quiet on these boards and out of nowhere come up with this... VERY FUNNY...

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You guys suck

I've never even seen this kid post before and I'm getting made fun of

Oh well I guess I can just say that I like my stickers and to quote George Bush "I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."

btw I love you all and hope you all get hit by a bus


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Alpha! I have A sticker now!!! A small Magnaflow one on my rear driver's side window..soon to have a matching one for the passenger side one..gotta measure and make sure they're even though

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lol, im the same way. The roll call I have was pre-made from www.instylegraphics.com and when I put it on I measured and marked points with some tape and made sure each side was EXACTLY aligned. I'm a little OC when it comes to that crap


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