You know you drive a Redline when... - Saturn ION RedLine Forums
Saturn ION Redline Saturn ION Redline Forums

» Auto Insurance
» Featured Product
» Wheel & Tire Center

Go Back   Saturn ION RedLine Forums > General Area > Off-Topic Discussion

RedlineForums.com is the premier Saturn Ion Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-23-2006, 09:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
handyjoe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Aurora, IL
Posts: 5,533
You know you drive a Redline when...

My friend told me about a thread like this on his BMW boards that he frequents, and I think it could be pretty amusing to do here. So with no further ado, have fun and happy posting.



You know you drive a Redline when…

…you have an irresistible urge to race every SRT-4 you see, even though you know you will most likely lose.

…second gear is your best friend. Period.

…you use shift knob issues as an excuse to buy a short shift kit.

…you check redlineforums.com, cobaltss.com, and (the censored site) multiple times a day to see if the staged kits came out in the last 45 minutes, only to read the latest thread by somebody ranting about how the stage kits did not come out since the last time they checked the boards. Which was 45 minutes ago.

…you race multiple Hondas in one night, hopefully proving to one or two that v-tech is not the solution to the problem. It is the problem.

…you have the “Holy crap, what’s in that thing?!” look memorized, having seen it from multiple Mustang, WRX, and DSM owners.

...you have poked fun at, or at least considered poking fun at, Alpha's stickers.
handyjoe is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 01-23-2006, 09:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: PORT ORCHARD,WA
Posts: 1,171
Definately alphas stickers lol
__________________
05 CGM STi, BC 2.71L stroker, Ported & polished heads, BC race cams, Ti retainers and inconel +1mm valves, Swain coated pistons, T4Z hta ar 1.06 (bigger than the gt35r I had , coolingmist vari-cooler, Perrin FMIC, TXS DTEC, TXS Utec (for launch controls and map based mapping, invidia N1 catback, perrin "sways and endlinks", UR 1200cc injectors, agency power pulley, walbro 255, cobb v2 ap protuned by surgeline tunning Tim Baily
Sinister redlines is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2006, 09:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Blue N Boosted's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Lauderhill, FL
Posts: 437
oh shit that last sentence was funny as hell i almost fell over
__________________
~~R.I.P.~~
Steven Lorenz
2004 Blue RL

Check out the Myspace

Blue N Boosted is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2006, 09:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
max_boost's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Metro Detroit
Posts: 2,452
Quote:
Originally Posted by handyjoe
…you use shift knob issues as an excuse to buy a short shift kit.
I used that one.
__________________
2004 Saab 9-3 Linear @ 9.5 psi. The original boosted Ecotec.
max_boost is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2006, 09:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Tibbett's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The black hole of modifying
Posts: 8,197
Roflmao..good man..good also to add :

You accept electrical tape as an official dealership fix.

A guy in a Geo Metro plays the "It's a Saturn" card...

Your tach is 200 RPM slower than the engine in first gear.

You purposely waste gas just to hear your supercharger..
__________________
I copy and paste RWD rocks into every thread.
'04 ZX10r
'93 RX7
'05 SLK 350 - Luxo-Daily - Now touched by Renntech
Tibbett is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2006, 09:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
XeroState's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Middle of Nowhere, Canada
Posts: 10,787
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tibbett
You purposely waste gas just to hear your supercharger..
Hahah, yep. Ice + me = mmmmm, whine

And for you people with ice and snow...

When merging from a stand still you hope to stay even with the guy through the first 2 gears as you know your 3rd will put you ahead of him

I love our 3rd, Ill be spinning in 1st and 2nd, my buddy "hit 3rd, now now now now now now now now" *hit it*, *passes him laughing*.
__________________
1 of 782 2004 Electric Blue ION Red Line -- 1 of ~720 Canadian Red Lines -- 1 of 292 Canadian '04 Red Lines

XeroState is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2006, 10:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
ptparker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Metro DC
Posts: 2,110
Not bad at all!!!!

Came out of nowhere. handy, you have been quiet on these boards and out of nowhere come up with this... VERY FUNNY...
__________________
04 Redline,
Power: HP Tuners, 2.6 ZZP pulley, 60 lbs injectors, Snow Performance Methanol Injection, Cobalt Addiction HE, Cat-less mid pipe, K&N CAI, ZEX Hyperformance plugs, Jason Smith Header, SMS Ported TB
Handling: Eibach Pro Drop, BFG DR's, Strut Tower, Rear Sway
BWoody: Solid Mounts, Tractions bars, Sway Bar Endlinks, Powercoated Valve Cover

13.431/103.68/9-14-06 @ MIR

"I'd say in a givin week, I probably do about 15 minutes of real, actual work."
ptparker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2006, 10:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
Moderator Kitteh!
 
AlphaJaguar5's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 11,622
You guys suck

I've never even seen this kid post before and I'm getting made fun of

Oh well I guess I can just say that I like my stickers and to quote George Bush "I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."

btw I love you all and hope you all get hit by a bus
__________________

HPTuners, Diamond Forged 10.0:1 Pistons, Flowtechnics Ported Head, Ferrea Valve Springs w/Ti Retainers, ARP Head Studs, Siemens 60lbers, AEM Cold Air, Thermal/Custom Cat Back/Downpipe, GMPP Header, BilletFlow 2.9" Pulley, Cobra Heat Exchanger
Vids of the Beast
Pics of the Beast
Member #001 - Sticker Tower Of Doom Club
All opinions expressed are my own, even if I say they're someone else's. All your base are belong to us.
AlphaJaguar5 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2006, 10:11 PM   #9 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Tibbett's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The black hole of modifying
Posts: 8,197
Alpha! I have A sticker now!!! A small Magnaflow one on my rear driver's side window..soon to have a matching one for the passenger side one..gotta measure and make sure they're even though
Tibbett is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2006, 10:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
Moderator Kitteh!
 
AlphaJaguar5's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 11,622
lol, im the same way. The roll call I have was pre-made from www.instylegraphics.com and when I put it on I measured and marked points with some tape and made sure each side was EXACTLY aligned. I'm a little OC when it comes to that crap
AlphaJaguar5 is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Drive Much@!(&^#!(&@ pOrk Mid West Forum 3 12-04-2005 08:21 PM
Where did the computer C drive get its name? goofyguy Off-Topic Discussion 15 11-02-2005 02:17 PM
Took a Redline for a test drive today XxGarbSxX ION Redline Discussion 25 06-17-2005 11:34 AM
to drive or not to drive 3 hours SilverRedLine04 Off-Topic Discussion 25 05-31-2005 12:01 PM

Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.2

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:29 PM.



Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.3.2