Where did the computer C drive get its name?
There is a rather simplified explanation I will give you, although it is actually rather complex. OK, let's begin. If you drop a cat at an elevation of between about 5 to 1,000 feet (you don't want to kill the cat, right? RIGHT!?!?!) AGL, what will happen, no matter what? The cat will land on its feet. DUH!? Anyway, what happens if you spread peanut butter on one side of a piece of bread and drop it? It lands peanut butter side down. DUH AGAIN!!! These two occurrences are not just caused by gravity, they are actually laws of physics. Newtons 4th and 5th laws to be exact. So if you combine these two laws, by spreading peanut butter on the cat's back, what will happen? I will give you a minute to think about it, because it's fairly complicated. When you believe you have a correct hypothesis, or you just get bored and your brain hurts, continue on. Ok, so what happens is, the cat will float in a state of equillibrium, due to the two laws of physics contradicting eachother. One says the cat's feet land, the other says the peanut butter will land. If these two dominant natural forces do not reach a compromise, levatation occurs. This sometimes also causes rips (NOT rifts) in the space time continium, and is not a laughing matter, although it is VERY funny to see the cat floating. Not only does the cat float, the repelling forces of the two laws cause it to spin. Alien UFO's use these levitating cats to levitate. The spinning motion of the cats must be converted into another energy, so UFO's spin, using the power of the spinning cats. When cats dissapear, its not because they die, but that they're abducted. Humans are not abducted by aliens. Cats are. This brings me to my point. these "cat engines" are reffered to as Cat Drives. This was abbreviated to C Drive. Since Cat Drives spin, and Computer C drives spin, Computer C drives were named after Cat Drives.
(stole this from another forum, I didn't actually write it. Shhh don't tell anybody)
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