Dont hold your farts in, because then they travel up your spine to your brain and THATS where shitty ideas come from!
damn I was going to write something here about Chuck Norris, but as I was thinking about it, he IM'd me a roundhouse kick; knocked my ass out.
saw this and had to put it here: you cant polish a turd, but you can always chrome it! -Nasser Abo Abdo, president of audiobahn