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Thats right. I was heading down the atlantic highway when I saw this guy in a SC2 with Redline emblems on it. I didnt think much about just figured it was another ricer. I roll past about 5 miles an hour faster. Next thing I know this guy in this guy is revving at me hard popping off the rev limiter and screaming at the top of his lungs "Redline baby, whoo hoo Turbo, ER I mean Supercharger...5000 hp power baby can't touch this". He slammed on the gas but he really wasnt moving.

From the looks of this guy I figured he watched too much fast and furious type movies and was stuck in a loop. He kinda reminded me of the guys on queer eye for the straight guy, he wasnt the straight one if you know what I am saying. He had a bright pink spandex shirt on (to cover his man boobies), what looked like White almost see through pajama pants and glitter in his spiky hair.

I figured he just drank a big gulp of man juice and was high or something. I stepped on the gas and left him cursing the air and pinching his nipples.

Sp00ner I am sorry i hurt your feelings. After all your just not woman enough for me. Maybe after your operation things will be different. "Call me".

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Sorry cool Redline guys, sp00ner is a tool and wanted some attention. He now got it.
 

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No, he's just having fun like the rest of us. No harm no foul. Besides, humor is good for the soul.
 

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Hense = Hence (grammar IS important)

Cute post, was funny, hope Sp00ner accepts it for what it is.

BTW, does your Lincoln beat your SRT?
 

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Is "Teh OC" on planet Earth?
 

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Another SRT ASS-CLOWN

SRT-4-Chubz said:
Thats right. I was heading down the atlantic highway when I saw this guy in a SC2 with Redline emblems on it. I didnt think much about just figured it was another ricer. I roll past about 5 miles an hour faster. Next thing I know this guy in this guy is revving at me hard popping off the rev limiter and screaming at the top of his lungs "Redline baby, whoo hoo Turbo, ER I mean Supercharger...5000 hp power baby can't touch this". He slammed on the gas but he really wasnt moving.

From the looks of this guy I figured he watched too much fast and furious type movies and was stuck in a loop. He kinda reminded me of the guys on queer eye for the straight guy, he wasnt the straight one if you know what I am saying. He had a bright pink spandex shirt on (to cover his man boobies), what looked like White almost see through pajama pants and glitter in his spiky hair.

I figured he just drank a big gulp of man juice and was high or something. I stepped on the gas and left him cursing the air and pinching his nipples.

Sp00ner I am sorry i hurt your feelings. After all your just not woman enough for me. Maybe after your operation things will be different. "Call me".

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Sorry cool Redline guys, sp00ner is a tool and wanted some attention. He now got it.
Sp00ner a tool? I think you have yourself a wee bit confused there, boy.

I'm lookin' right now into the SRT TOOL-BOX and your name is there right at the top along with 1badsrt & BlueSRT.
 

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Blu_Redline said:
Sp00ner a tool? I think you have yourself a wee bit confused there, boy.

I'm lookin' right now into the SRT TOOL-BOX and your name is there right at the top along with 1badsrt & BlueSRT.
Why because I dont own a Redline? Stop drinking the Hatoraid!
 

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Hey Guys, Chubz is cool. He extended a welcome to me when I registered over at SRT Forums over 8 months ago.
 

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Damn can't we all just get along
NO!!!!...lol...Actually I can never figure out why some people hate the other (both sides do it). I mean we are both domestic, we should be united with only friendly competition between us. North America is big enough for all domestics, its the imports who are taking up the room on the roads. They must, as someone sigs says (sorry, I forget who) "Imports, Prepare to Export"
 

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XeroState said:
NO!!!!...lol...Actually I can never figure out why some people hate the other (both sides do it). I mean we are both domestic, we should be united with only friendly competition between us. North America is big enough for all domestics, its the imports who are taking up the room on the roads. They must, as someone sigs says (sorry, I forget who) "Imports, Prepare to Export"
I completely agree. They should put an import lane on all the highways, along with some spike strips and land mines. That would solve the problem fairly easily. We could force them to drive in it, and put a big gold star on the sides of their cars to keep track of them. Then, we could make them park in special lots, away from the rest of us and--sorry I got a little carried away there. Hope I didn't offend anyone.
 

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SRT-4-Chubz said:
Why because I dont own a Redline? Stop drinking the Hatoraid!
More likely because you have no idea where this thread came from...
 
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