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Yep you read it right. My 89 Geo Metro destroyed a crappy Saturn. I was driving through town the other day and this stupid looking saturn pulls up and revs on me. I have a few mods done to my car so it didnt scare me at all! The light hit green and we took off with me killing him by about 5 car lengths. We then went to a parking of a local elementary school and talked, he was cool and said he was a member on here so I just wanted to post. Oh ya and......... Your cars are slow and fugly!!
 

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Hey, unfortunetly this is true. It was my saturn he beat.

ive been on the forum for awhile but never botherd to register, but i thought i should let you know its true so you dont try to kill him, even though im embarased by how bad he beat me, he still won fare and square.

and be sides, he has a really big wing on his car.. so, you know its fast..
 

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Hey, unfortunetly this is true. It was my saturn he beat.

ive been on the forum for awhile but never botherd to register, but i thought i should let you know its true so you dont try to kill him, even though im embarased by how bad he beat me, he still won fare and square.

and be sides, he has a really big wing on his car.. so, you know its fast..
There is no way an 89 geo metro with 85hp stock and "a few mods" is going to beat an 04 RedLine Supercharged 2.0 putting out 205hp. Either you guys are just trying to be funny or stiltman is the worst driver ever.

P.S. My moms stock sl1 auto can take a 92 metro 2 door 5 speed by 2 secs in the quarter mile.
 

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Oh its true believe it, you dont even know what mods I have. i am way above the stock HP! My geo metro>you. And your car is a saturn.


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Yep you read it right. My 89 Geo Metro destroyed a crappy Saturn. I was driving through town the other day and this stupid looking saturn pulls up and revs on me. I have a few mods done to my car so it didnt scare me at all! The light hit green and we took off with me killing him by about 5 car lengths. We then went to a parking of a local elementary school and talked, he was cool and said he was a member on here so I just wanted to post. Oh ya and......... Your cars are slow and fugly!!
In that case, "a few mods" my ass. Only a massive perfomance engine rebuild or an engine swap would make an 89 geo metro capable of beating RedLine. And so what if i drive a Saturn, you drive a geo metro. In case you havent noticed your in a bitch car son. My car will get more props and hoes than yours ever will. If it is in fact still powered by its original engine then stop being such a bitch and be proud to admit whats in your car, and what it runs in the 1/4mile. If you cant do that then shut the hell up cuz im not impressed by all your foul language.
 

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im sorry but the only hoes mine is pullin are little old 80 yr old ladys, and im not into that, so you must be a sick sick man
 

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well point is I destroyed it. and u better believe that I get crazy props for my car from "bitches" and alot of others. My car a bitch car? Your car is fugly and plastic and the HP it puts out for a "supercharged" car is a friggin joke! Much like saturn itself is a joke!
 

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and i get props alll the time, by old people saying "ooo that was a smart buy" i dont like this car, it got beat by a metro, and its made out of plastic
 

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You guys are pathetic. If any of what your saying is tru then you must live in a parallel universe where geos are the shit and women have bad taste. And when are you gonna tell me whats in your geo? probly never cause you cant think of what to make up that will make your car sound fast. And i definately dont know of anyone that would get rid of their Redline pulling 14.5 in the 1/4 mile right behind an srt-4 and impreza wrx, just because they got beat by an 89 geo metro that must obviously be stripped to the bone and have at least 160 hp to the wheels compared to the stock 70. Oh, and by the way, who the hell fixes up an 89 geo metro and thinks its gods gift to cars? You think my cars ugly? Have you looked in your driveway lately. I mean damn!
 

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well ill be gald to get rid of this car, im going to trade it on something better, like an srt-4 i can not drive a car that a metro beats, and this car isnt even really cool, its made of plastic, why did i ever buy this thing
 

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Hey Joe Modd3r, the way you're building up this car it sounds like its horsepower is ">" than your IQ

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You guys are pathetic. If any of what your saying is tru then you must live in a parallel universe where geos are the shit and women have bad taste. And when are you gonna tell me whats in your geo? probly never cause you cant think of what to make up that will make your car sound fast. And i definately dont know of anyone that would get rid of their Redline pulling 14.5 in the 1/4 mile right behind an srt-4 and impreza wrx, just because they got beat by an 89 geo metro that must obviously be stripped to the bone and have at least 160 hp to the wheels compared to the stock 70. Oh, and by the way, who the hell fixes up an 89 geo metro and thinks its gods gift to cars? You think my cars ugly? Have you looked in your driveway lately. I mean damn!
there is nothing under the hood, all that matters is whats in the passanger seat, jOoR ModD3r! And a redline will not do a 14.5 stock you moron. I want to see a slip. Im callin BS on this! And dont ever use the words Saturn and SRT-4 in the same paragraph. Your shitbox doesn't deserve to even be in the presence of the word muchless the car. Saturn Driving, peter Puffin, Anal Bead Using, Taint Tickling, little sissy, fancy boy bitch!
 

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well ill be gald to get rid of this car, im going to trade it on something better, like an srt-4 i can not drive a car that a metro beats, and this car isnt even really cool, its made of plastic, why did i ever buy this thing
Better find a faster car cuz an srt-4 isn much faster than a redline. Metro boy will still be handing you your ass on a silver platter if in fact you guys are for real. But i highly doubt it cuz bitch boy has yet to put up a list of mods. :rolleyes:
 

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Hey Joe Modd3r, the way you're building up this car it sounds like its horsepower is ">" than your IQ

OWN3D
OK first of all your an idiot, what if it has high HP you fuckin dumbass. And to call yourself that you own someone is an own all on its own ass clown. Go get back in your gay saturn and cruise around for some whores with adams apples you friggin queer!
 

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Better find a faster car cuz an srt-4 isn much faster than a redline. Metro boy will still be handing you your ass on a silver platter if in fact you guys are for real. But i highly doubt it cuz bitch boy has yet to put up a list of mods. :rolleyes:
OK dumbass what did I say about mentioning SRT-4 and redline in the same sentance. DONT! An SRT-4 is faaaar better. I can pick out a million SRTs that will hand that Saturn driving douche Metroboy his ass. oh and by the way my list of mods includes but isnt limited to a sr20dett. So go **** yourself!
 

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there is nothing under the hood, all that matters is whats in the passanger seat, jOoR ModD3r! And a redline will not do a 14.5 stock you moron. I want to see a slip. Im callin BS on this! And dont ever use the words Saturn and SRT-4 in the same paragraph. Your shitbox doesn't deserve to even be in the presence of the word muchless the car. Saturn Driving, peter Puffin, Anal Bead Using, Taint Tickling, little sissy, fancy boy bitch!
Even if i did have a slip it proves nothing, those can easily be forged. And every one who knows anything about cars knows that no matter how shitty a driver you are you can still pull a 15 with a stock RedLine in the 1/4 which is way faster than your stock 18sec. Fyi srt-4 aint shit ive beaten one of them at the track cuz he couldn't drive for shit and i can pull consistent 14.8's. How about you prove to me that you beat a RedLine? Exactly cuz your bitch ass can't, didn't, and never will.
 

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OK dumbass what did I say about mentioning SRT-4 and redline in the same sentance. DONT! An SRT-4 is faaaar better. I can pick out a million SRTs that will hand that Saturn driving douche Metroboy his ass. oh and by the way my list of mods includes but isnt limited to a sr20dett. So go **** yourself!
I bet you already have your sr20dett but dont have the balss to admit it. If in fact you did beat a RedLine.
 
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