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Yea, I drive a 1988 VW Beetle, bone stock, 233,000 miles on it. Now let me start by saying, I like your cars, they're very nice, and I'm not trolling here... but your cars are slow as shit, if I had a choice between shit with wheels on it, and your cars, I'd take the shit. I had at LEAST three aircraft-carrier lengths on it before I hit 4th gear, oh wait, I only have 3 gears. So when I topped out at just over 55 mph, this guy was so far behind that he was choking on my exhaust fumes that was pouring out of my chromed 1" tip, with all 1.3L of hydrocarbon producing fury revving like mad...
So you can get all offended if you want, but all I'm saying is that your cars are slow buckets of crap, and only a foolish woodsman would purchase one for anything other than a shiny new nickel. Just accept the facts, I don't know why you're flaming me for it...
So you can get all offended if you want, but all I'm saying is that your cars are slow buckets of crap, and only a foolish woodsman would purchase one for anything other than a shiny new nickel. Just accept the facts, I don't know why you're flaming me for it...