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Scared a lil Honda kid

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Had a kid with a Honda Civic run up on me fast at a light. Looked in the rearview, and there it was, the huge windows sticker, tach so big I could have read the needle if he turned it around. I could see him looking at the back of my car with some serious interest. Almost curious. When the light turned, I did everything in my power to get him next to me for just a second, and HE WOULDN'T!!! I slowed down to 10 under the speed limit on a 45mph road!! He wasn't even riding my ass! So as the next light comes up it starts to turn red with me in the left lane, him behind me, and no one next to us. So I move over to the right, and the minute I do he puts on his turn signal and makes a left at the light. What does he do when the light turns green? Floors it around the corner and winds it out going the other direction...

That's right, show some damn respect to a superior machine!



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Nice...well i guess he couldnt do a fly by so he resorted to a turn by, stupid ricers :rolleyes:
poor kid getting bullied by the RL, had to take his frustration out on his car for not being fast enough to even try and take you :eek:
I'm still waiting for the one that DOES want a piece, that's gonna be much sweeter...



LOL thats great!!
man all these stories, i havent had one person come up to me. and i live around some modded cars. i think if i had the bigger spoiler they would look again.
I just scared a little riceboy today too.

I was cruising and spot a Civic with a fart can and altezza tail lights. I run up on him and rev it a couple and then pop her in second and bolted away from him.

I let him catch up again and then did it again. Neither time did he even try it.

He had a girl in the car with him so I don't think he wanted a witness there as he gets smoked by a Satty!!!! :D

He just stayed way back after that. Fucking poser. :D
I'm sure he was explaining to her how his new engine management system needed time to learn the car. Can't risk blowing up all that technology racing a POS Saturn.



Sp00ner said:
I'm sure he was explaining to her how his new engine management system needed time to learn the car. Can't risk blowing up all that technology racing a POS Saturn.


"Ummm....I could have taken him honey but the engine has to get used to the new V-Tec controller and stuff." :rolleyes:

"If I ever see him on the road again though........." :rolleyes:
did you ever think that maybee your the ricer, riding up on people and revving and darting off? and maybee he was thinking... "what a ricer" lol

take it to the track guys. a race from a roll on the street proves nothing at all.

that being said. teach that guy a lesson if he ever wants to go at it lol, they give proper honda tuners a bad name.
watch out for us civics packin heat

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denmah said:
did you ever think that maybee your the ricer, riding up on people and revving and darting off? and maybee he was thinking... "what a ricer" lol

take it to the track guys. a race from a roll on the street proves nothing at all.

that being said. teach that guy a lesson if he ever wants to go at it lol, they give proper honda tuners a bad name.

Ummm.... yeah... sure... what a weird way to make a point, then shoot it all to hell...



denmah said:
did you ever think that maybee your the ricer, riding up on people and revving and darting off? and maybee he was thinking... "what a ricer" lol

take it to the track guys. a race from a roll on the street proves nothing at all.

that being said. teach that guy a lesson if he ever wants to go at it lol, they give proper honda tuners a bad name.

Nah, he probably thought to himself, "If I try it, this guy is gonna smoke my ass in a Saturn in front of my girlfriend."

Seriously, it's been my expirience that anyone who thinks they can take me will try.
or maybee he was joking....

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I had the pleasure in builing a 700+hp without NOS. Its the H30 yes the H30 block h22 bored and sleved all to hell. Turbo running 2.5 bar and more crap on there then we can fit in the engine bay. It also cost about 30k to get it running. There is one honda around here the lil hatchback with a huge front mount I have been hunting for a while but to no luck.
I got behind another one last night on the way home. White Accord with a HUGE wing, covered taillights, crooked exhuast, big rims. Pulled into the other lane right as the light turned red to get to the line with him. Looked right at the wing, back at him, lauged a little. Revved up a few times and took off kinda hard as the light turned green, and go figure, he crawls away at about 5 mph. Does the same thing at the next light until he sees me behind traffic, cause I'm not even paying attention to him, and guess what... Lo and behold I hear the music of his fart can, look in the mirror as I'm getting ready to turn into Starbucks, and he goes screamimg past me, holding a gear low. That's two in a row whose gas pedal is linked to my turn signal. What a dipshit.. I used to give anyone that pulled up next to me a quick 0-60 run in my old SC2, even if I knew it was gonna be a slaughter. I didn't care, there's nothing wrong with taken a good ass-whuppin once in a while.



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I had a Civic for lunch yesterday as well.

Red one with fancy chrome rims, big exhaust, limo tint, big ass wing. He rolled up next to me at a light and I noticed him because he had his bass pumpin. BOOOOOM......BOOOOOOM........BOOOOOOM.

When the light changed, I bolted real quick. Pulled about 12 car lengths on him and slowed down. Look in my rearview and sure enough, here he comes haulin' ass to catch me. I let him get right next to me and then leave him again. After about three or four times of doing this he finally just gave up. :D


And denmah.....I'd LOVE to encounter a Civic packing heat. That'd be great. I don't care if I win or lose, I just love a good race. Sad truth is (around here anyway) these Honda guys are concentrating on trickin the outsides of their cars and ignoring the engines.
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lol sad truth my friend sad truth

:frown:
Well considering I am the current owner of a "riced out civic" lol I can attest for that...my car is the slowest thing on the block..but at least it does look pretty nice :D But hey since I test drove a redline I can't believe I drive the damn thing
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